Hello, valued customers of the Rippaverse! Cato Goodyng here! I am happy to be back with you and have our new and improved Rippaverse website back online.
Despite our best efforts, the unparalleled love of the fans, and the demand for my new book, Goodyng: The Polymath, we were not able to (initially) withstand the floodgates of orders pouring in and traffic rushing over to take in all the new sights of the Rippaverse site! It was an honorable obstacle to have and one that proved just how undeniable our outstanding fanbase is. No hamsters were lost during the hardships. Those Guatemalan steroid hamsters are not so easily put down. Though it is clear we will never be able to compete with the full force of our legions of fans, we are pleased to be back in action and back to providing them with an all-new website to better serve our community. We appreciate your understanding and patience with us as we update the system to be able to handle even the most extreme outpouring of support and admiration.
What can the citizens of the Rippaverse find in this wonderful new resource? First and foremost, you can catch my new solo book, Goodyng: The Polymath, available right now for purchase. Written by the legendary Mike Baron, you will be treated to a little backstory as to how I founded Goodyng Services and all the reasons behind why I felt it was so important to go into business for myself for the people of Florespark. You get a lot of opportunities in life, and the measure of a man is what you choose to do with them.
Sometimes, you have to be a man and take a risk to make your own opportunities. I have been informed the interior artwork and inks have been done by Will Conrad, an exceptionally talented fellow, with colors by J. Brown. There are four covers available, and they are rather climactic by the looks of them. You have your choice of cover by Caanan White, Will Conrad, Ronlinson Freire, and Mark Evans. Notably, cover C by mister Ronilson Freire will be FOIL AND EMBOSSED. Covers A, B, and C are limited in quantities, whereas Cover D by Mark Evans will remain available indefinitely.
The site, we hope you’ll find, has become much more user-friendly. One of our most prized additions to the Rippaverse website is our Characters section. Fans, new and old alike, can come and find out even more about their favorite Florespark inhabitants. If you happened to pick up either series one or two of our Rippaverse’s Dokumaan Cards, you already know that some information we keep hidden in plain sight. This is particularly true here. You never know what you may discover by keeping a close eye on this section and you may be surprised as new faces begin to appear. These profiles will become more filled out and full of interesting information as our books continue to be released. Oh, and I am told that fellow Will Conrad was the artist behind the collectible Dokumaan Cards. That guy is everywhere. My book will be his first with the Rippaverse, though. I think you’ll be quite pleased with how he brings Mike Baron’s story to life. It was quite the cathartic experience to recall my childhood as a prodigy and the struggles it took to bring me to where I am today. Mike Baron certainly has a way with words, much like I do with inventions and innovations.
But don’t take my word for it. I truly hope you take yourselves over to Rippaverse.com to take a look at all the hard work we’ve been doing, and I cannot wait to hear what you think of my story. More than anything, I want to thank our readers for being here and encourage you to continue in your efforts to crash our new and improved website. With Goodyng Services on the job, you have finally met your match.