Rippaverse Villain Michael Copper Talks The Black Eye Club
The gentlemen's tips savant offers a rare glimpse into his personal life.
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Hello Gentlemen and, no doubt, droves of Ladies as well –
Michael Copper here, I know this is a special treat for me too, to be speaking directly to you. But I always want us to have a close relationship. You mean a lot to me. The world is a crazy, wild, ruthless place, and you will do better with a good friend in your corner – and you’ve honestly never had a friend like me. While the world beats you down and lectures you like some nun at a convent, I am here to set you free. Live your life without guilt.
These societal, self-imposed moral and ethical restraints only exist to keep you in your cage. They are a mental prison to keep you acting like good little boys and little girls, never wanting more, never achieving those dreams, never actually living your lives. The super successful don’t adhere to these rules, so why should you? Why should you play their game when you can be a tastemaker, a rebel, a true one of a kind? That’s better. I can already see things looking up for you. That cage door is squeaking open to your actual freedom.
My story isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s a tale about success, taking what you want, fighting so that only the absolute strongest is victorious, and perhaps even indulging in the most beautiful women in the world. I mean, if you’re going to spend time with the fairer sex, why not have it be the most desirable women imaginable? Super models, pop stars, the hottest actresses. Life is too short to spend with a mid-conquest. Yes, the ugly ones have less self-respect, so you can get away with indulging in acts that a perfect ten would turn up her symmetrical, pretty nose at, but just imagine for a moment how satisfying it would be to make a bad girl out of that ten. Hot women are insecure just like the uglies, so use that to your advantage.
Have you seen complete knockouts with average-looking men? “Why is she with him?” you might ask yourself. Well, you can be that guy. It doesn’t even matter if they are married or have a boyfriend – that’s just a goalie. You can still score through that pathetic defense. Heard of bored housewives? The seven-year itch? Be there to scratch that itch. Be the remedy to their boredom. Plus, as an added bonus, there’s no need for commitment. It’s a win for everyone involved.
Choose your target well. What do you truly desire? That great job? Some kind of status? Maybe you want to be famous? It’s ok, we’re friends here. You can be honest with me. As soon as you tell me what you want, the sooner we can start working towards these goals. True superstardom requires sacrifice. You must transform your mind, body, and soul to fit into the lifestyle. Unattractive? Buy a new face. Implants, liposuction, the newest technology in face rejuvenation – it’s all at your fingertips if you have the balls to pursue it. Look at the work they are doing in Turkey.
You can be unrecognizably redesigned to be the best you possible. Beauty is power; being attractive opens doors that you couldn’t imagine. Hit the gym, sweat out all of the weakness in your body, work out until you feel the pain, then do one more set. Work out until you pass out. Push yourself to the limit.
Have you ever been in a fight? The adrenaline surge you feel when you make contact and feel your fist punching into the flesh of your opponent, there is no substitute for that sensation, nothing else feels so primal and powerful. It’s tapping in to that alpha animal energy. The rush from being hit, use that feeling to propel you into your next attack. Every man should be in a fight at least once in your life. Several, really, just make sure you have a great lawyer to sort out the legal mess you might be making.
Just remember that every assault costs the same amount of money – make sure you get your money’s worth. Start a fight. Doesn’t matter with whom. Be a man. Be someone that people fear. Be unpredictable. Unleash all of the darkness that you hold back every day onto whoever is stupid enough to stand in your way. You are unstoppable. If you are defeated in battle, train hard for your rematch. Learn from your mistakes. Hurt them so badly that they would never dare face you again. Fear is a powerful tool.
These are a few humble lessons that are explored in my standalone book. I spent some time in Europe before making my way back home to North America. It’s important to be an international traveler. It’s essential to gain life experience by actually living life. What kind of experience do I take from my first very graphic novel? Well, let’s just say I don’t waste time getting what I want, and I don’t suffer fools who are ill-advised enough to get in my way. To challenge me in battle is to already accept loss. No one can beat me. I am undefeated. I am the final boss. It is always game over for my enemies.
But why fight me when you can join me? I can make even your wildest dreams come true for a reasonable price. You’ll be so happy with your winnings and success, the cost won’t even matter. It’s a modest price for everything you’ve always wanted.
Welcome to the Black Eye Club. We’re so happy to have you join our ranks. You might be surprised by how many members we already have. You would be a perfect fit. I just need one little thing from you. Come closer. Let’s make a deal.
xo – MC
