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Isom #1 Cover A + 1 Additional Signed Copy

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover B + 1 Additional Signed Copy

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover C + 1 Additional Signed Copy

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover B

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover C

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

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Last Update and Current Effective Date: 7/6/2022

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This Policy describes the information we collect from you and how we use that information. It also covers whether and how that information may be shared and your rights and choices regarding the information you provide.

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  • billing address
  • credit card number and associated information

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Isom #1 Cover C + Additional Signed Copy

The 96-page first issue of Isom with the unreleased Cover C

Isom Poster

A 24×36 Isom poster

Yaira Poster

A 24×36 Yaira poster

Trading Cards

11 high-quality Dokumaan trading cards

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored Isom shirt

Rippaverse Shirt

A heater grey Rippaverse shirt

Isom #1 Cover C

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Trading Cards

The mysterious Dokumaan has been keeping tabs on characters within the Rippaverse.

  • 11 MASSIVE high-quality cards with special treatment.
  • EXCLUSIVE information revealed and detailed by Dokumaan
  • Limited edition cards, only available during the campaign
  • Art by Will Conrad and card design by Patrick Thomas Parnell

Isom #1 Cover A Signed

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover C Signed

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover C Signed

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Rippaverse Shirt

A heather grey shirt with many of the Rippaverse characters

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes
  • Consists of several characters introduced in Isom #1

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Isom #1 Cover C

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Rippaverse Shirt

A heather grey shirt with many of the Rippaverse characters

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes
  • Consists of several characters introduced in Isom #1

Isom #1 Cover C + 1 Additional Signed Copy

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Isom #1 Cover C

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Trading Cards

The mysterious Dokumaan has been keeping tabs on characters within the Rippaverse.

  • 11 MASSIVE high-quality cards with special treatment.
  • EXCLUSIVE information revealed and detailed by Dokumaan
  • Limited edition cards, only available during the campaign
  • Art by Will Conrad and card design by Patrick Thomas Parnell

Dokumaan Trading Cards

The mysterious Dokumaan has been keeping tabs on characters within the Rippaverse.

  • 11 MASSIVE high-quality cards with special treatment.
  • EXCLUSIVE information revealed and detailed by Dokumaan
  • Limited edition cards, only available during the campaign
  • Art by Will Conrad and card design by Patrick Thomas Parnell

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Be Canonized in the Ripperverse!

 

Isom #1 Cover A

The 96-page first issue of Isom with the Ternion cover (A)

Isom #1 Cover B

The 96-page first issue of Isom with the Cliff Richards cover (B)

Isom Poster

A 24×36 Isom poster

Yaira Poster

A 24×36 Yaira poster

Isom Concept Art

Limited-edition concept art book

Trading Cards

11 high-quality Dokumaan trading cards

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored Isom shirt

Rippaverse Shirt

A heater grey Rippaverse shirt

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Isom #1 Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Isom #1 Cover A Signed

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom #1 Cover A + 1 Additional Signed Copy

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover B + 1 Additional Signed Copy

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover A + 1 Additional Signed Copy

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover B + 1 Additional Signed Copy

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover A + Additional Signed Copy

The 96-page first issue of Isom with the Ternion cover (A)

Isom #1 Cover B + Additional Signed Copy

The 96-page first issue of Isom with the Cliff Richards cover (B)

Isom Poster

A 24×36 Isom poster

Yaira Poster

A 24×36 Yaira poster

Isom Concept Art

Limited-edition concept art book

Trading Cards

11 high-quality Dokumaan trading cards

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored Isom shirt

Rippaverse Shirt

A heater grey Rippaverse shirt

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Rippaverse Shirt

A heather grey shirt with many of the Rippaverse characters

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes
  • Consists of several characters introduced in Isom #1

Isom #1 Cover B

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover B Signed

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom Concept Art

A limited-edition book with the original concept art of several Rippaverse characters introduced in Isom #1

  • Concept Art of several characters as originally conceptualized by Eric July and drawn by Marcos Rios
  • Narrated by Eric July with breakdowns of the character creations
  • A Campaign exclusive
  • Only 2000 will EVER be printed

Isom #1 Cover B

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom #1 Cover B

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Rippaverse Shirt

A heather grey shirt with many of the Rippaverse characters

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes
  • Consists of several characters introduced in Isom #1

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover B

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover A Signed

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom #1 Cover B Signed

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Cliff Richards

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

  • Art done by Bruno Abdias
  • 24×36 size
  • Rolled in tube to limit creases

Isom #1 Cover A

A 96-page comic book written by Eric July.

  • Pencil & Ink done by Cliff Richards
  • Color work done by Gabe Eltaeb
  • Letters by Eric Weathers
  • Launch of the highly anticipated Rippaverse comic book universe
  • The introduction of Isom and several other important characters
  • Cover by Ternion

Rippaverse Shirt

A heather grey shirt with many of the Rippaverse characters

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes
  • Consists of several characters introduced in Isom #1

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

  • Part of the first batch of Rippaverse apparel
  • Available in many sizes

Yaira Poster

A large poster of Yaira

Isom Poster

A large poster of lead character, Isom

Isom Shirt

A sand-colored shirt with Isom

Rippaverse Shirt

A heather grey shirt with many of the Rippaverse characters

Trading Cards

The mysterious Dokumaan has been keeping tabs on characters within the Rippaverse.

  • 11 high-quality cards with special treatment
  • EXCLUSIVE information revealed and detailed by Dokumaan
  • Limited edition cards, only available during the campaign
  • Art by Will Conrad and card design by Patrick Thomas Parnell